The Film Without an Editor

To those of you who put aside your lives and interests for two hours to watch "The Year Without a Santa Claus" just because I asked you to because I worked on it, I'm deeply sorry that you will never get those two hours back! That movie sucked rocks...but the costumes were pretty good, don't ya think? Well, aside from Mayor Paininmyass buttoning his coat THREE times (I watched it again!) in the last scene when he gets out of his car and runs to the town meeting (and why was there a traffic jam in South Town when the whole town is at the festival?), and Iggy's hat going crazy in the first scene when he is being interviewed on TV (the DIRECTOR did that!), and Mother Nature in menswear, because that's what Carol Kane wanted to wear, even though the designer had an amazing green velvet coat circa the 1920's that would have been so incredible, especially when the butterflies morphed into Mother Nature, the costumes weren't that bad. The breakaway elf suit on Eddie Griffin turned out really cool. And once again, my name was left out of the credits. But I really don't mind with this piece of crap. Mark Wolper, the producer, whose name was all over the credits, didn't like me very much, especially when I threw my brush up in the air and walked off set when he rudely told me to go to lunch and that I wasn't needed (even though at least 4 actor would need to take off their heavy coats before they went to lunch, and when the designer went to stand up for me, Stupid Mark Wolper was picking fake snow off of Santa's suit, well, his name deserves to be tainted with the stink of this pile of crap. I did like Chris Kattan, who was better in the film than in real life while filming, and Delta Burke...she was a great Mrs. C. Michael McKean was great as Snowmiser. And I loved working with John Goodman, and running lines with him! I loved all those actors!

Anyway, I appreciate you all watching, and I'm sorry...somehow I will make it up to you! And, I don't blame you if you didn't watch the whole thing!





Okay, but look! There is a trailer for Homeland Security on YouTube! This won't take two hours, so it won't be that tragic if you don't like it...you'll only have wasted about four and a half muintes of your life! But this trailer make me miss Colin Hanks! Especially after working with Puke Wilson, who likes to put on his WHOLE suit, and curl up in his blankets and sleep for a half hour, and then tell me that he doesn't know what happened to his costume. But, I digress...